i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
i’m so son of you, proud
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
when u predict the lyrics of a song youve never heard
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
how tragically true :(
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.